Definition of Dismay

What a cruel joke! I'm not much of a shopper (as shopping requires money), but I made a trip to Target yesterday. Now I'm not sure what marketing genuis came upwith this idea, but as soon as I walked in I was bombarded with....


It's early February people! We have all been covered tip to top in wool socks and turtlenecks for four months. The sun has not shined on our skin, the pounds have not yet melted from the holidays, and I don't know about you but the texture of my skin somewhat resembles a lizard.

The thought of trying on a swimsuit almost made run for the hills and forget what I was buying!

Not to mention the fact that it gets your mind thinking about swimming pools and basking in the warm glow of the sun only to be hit by the biting blast of wind when you walk out the door.

Did I mention it's all one big cruel joke?!?!?!

I think they should at least give us till March! Shall we make a petition???