Just Your Size

Do you know what the problem with toys is? They aren't real. My girls can spot a fraud a mile away and will have nothing to do with it.

Look an 18 inch broom so you can be like mommy (assuming mommy ever sweeps the floor) (we have a dog for that).

Thanks but I will insist on using only a full size broom that is 2 1/2 times my size.

Here are some nice wooden vegetables with a nice wooden knife so that you can cook in your kitchen!

That's great and all but please hand over the Pamper Chef and the celery before you hurt yourself.

Look a little lion board book Bible just your size.

Actually I prefer the heft of yours with the added bonus that onion skin pages are much easier to tear. (That one is courtesy of Ava)

Is this just me? Am I the only one raising kids who absolutely refuse anything but the real thing?

Where could they possibly have gotten that from?!?!?