Today is a oh-so-special day
Although he does not like pomp and fuss
It's time to go out and play
Because today 30 years old is Russ!
Most of the time he seems so young
But on Sunday's after basketball
He always looks like he popped a lung
The doctor's usually need a call.
When it comes time for him to eat
There is nothing better than a juicy steak
While that can't quite be beat
There will still be room for cake!
Fiona (the dog) will celebrate too
She will jump as high as a kite
And no one will dare to boo
If she's fiesty he might even get a birthday bite.
Russ is full of cheesy jokes
but he loves the Lord with all his heart
and that is not a hoax
It just goes to show he is very smart.
So stand your ground and be bold
He can take it he's no dove
Give him a hard time about being old
He knows it all done out of love!!!!!