Things we learned in dance this week: 1. New Jersey is a country.
2. That my 1st-4th Graders need to get maps for their birthday.
3. That I have freak of nature arms and went 25 years without knowing it until my 12-13 year olds told me. Because that's what 12-13 year old girls do...point out anything that's not PERFECTLY NORMAL.
Things we did not learn in dance this week:
(A dialogue will best paint this picture)
3-5 year old class
Girl 1: So your baby was in your tummy?
Girl 1: And now she's right there?
Me Uh huh
Girl 2: So that's the baby that was in your tummy?
Me: Sure is.
Girl 2: So how did she get out?
Me: Okay everybody, time to leap over the alligator pond!
It appears someone has some 'splaining to do and it ain't gonna be me!!!!